BREAKINGLocal ball lips out, family dinner cancelledWEATHERWind blamed for 100% of bogeys, wind declines to commentUPDATEWindmill on hole 7 still undefeatedSPORTSUncle insists that "gimme" was legally bindingEXCLUSIVEBall spotted in pond "just needed some space"OPINIONClown mouth on hole 12: art or psychological warfare?TRAFFICGolf cart pile-up on hole 9. No injuries, several egosSCIENCE"One more practice swing" found to add 11 minutes per roundCORRECTIONThat was not a hole-in-one. It was a hole-in-fourCRIMETiny pencil found in ketchup, investigation ongoingMARKETSTiny pencil futures up 12% after record lossesHEALTHDoctors confirm dramatic sighing after a miss burns zero caloriesLOCALSeven-year-old beats entire family, will not stop talking about itBREAKINGLocal ball lips out, family dinner cancelledWEATHERWind blamed for 100% of bogeys, wind declines to commentUPDATEWindmill on hole 7 still undefeatedSPORTSUncle insists that "gimme" was legally bindingEXCLUSIVEBall spotted in pond "just needed some space"OPINIONClown mouth on hole 12: art or psychological warfare?TRAFFICGolf cart pile-up on hole 9. No injuries, several egosSCIENCE"One more practice swing" found to add 11 minutes per roundCORRECTIONThat was not a hole-in-one. It was a hole-in-fourCRIMETiny pencil found in ketchup, investigation ongoingMARKETSTiny pencil futures up 12% after record lossesHEALTHDoctors confirm dramatic sighing after a miss burns zero caloriesLOCALSeven-year-old beats entire family, will not stop talking about it